Saturday, December 19, 2015

Procastinators, Take Note!

     Yes, I know, you had every intention of having your holiday shopping done by Labor Day, but here it is mere days before The Big Event and you haven't even started.

     Dear One, wipe the shame and regret off your face, sit down, and listen to some words of wisdom.  Shop smarter, not harder.  Order a copy of The Gemini Bond for those still uncrossed on your shopping list.  You can do this at home.  You can do this in your pajamas.  You can do this any hour of the day or night, and nobody will be the wiser.  They will, however, be very grateful for your thoughtful and generous gift.  Trust me on this. 

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